Salutations Mother,
How ist thou doing? For Behold I Elder Williams having seen much tribulation in the course of my mission, do type this account. And Behold, I type it with mine own fingers. For I know that which I type to be truth. And It came to pass that in the 26th month of the reign of President Godwin over the people of the California San Bernardino Mission, that I, Elder Williams, having reached the 22nd month in my tenure as a name tag adorned teacher of the word, Saw that there began to be much excitement among the people of the Ontario Tongan ward on the subject of missionary work, Yea, among the exceedingly young and among the exceedingly old.
All right. It's kinda tiring to write like that. So... one of our gators moved to Utah. So... Minus 1. Our week was alright. Little here and little there. We've made some progress with one of our gators. She said she wants to be baptized. We'll see how serious she is tomorrow.
Thanks for the letter from chuck. I'll write him today.
So... You should be getting a bike in the mail. It's Newsome's and he's in Provo for BYU. He should be calling you soon.
Tell Ethan I'll be there soon and I miss him. Thanks for the package.
I love you. A Boatload. A large boat. Like maybe a Yacht or a Cruise ship. -Elder Williams